I'm fine, it's fine. This is nice.
Floating on my patch of ice.
They say it's just temporary.
Someone will help. The Climate Fairy?
I'm fine, it's fine. It's all good.
The ice is doing what it should.
It's normal. Glaciers do retreat.
Grass grows where there were once ice sheets.
I'm fine, it's fine. Everything's great!
Some disagree, but it's not too late.
There's still some food and some fishes-
I'll just get creative with my dishes.
I'm a survivor. I'm a trooper.
There's no need for consternation-
It's just like a tropical vacation!
I'm fine, it's fine. It's all welcome.
I'll change my vibe, be a beach bum.
People pay money for tropical climes.
I'm excited for these warming times.
I'm fine, it's fine. It's no big deal.
Climate change is not real.
If I'm wrong, I'll just learn to SCUBA,
When the Arctic feels more like Cuba.