Lincoln Gets a Job

Lincoln was a smart, happy puppy

Who was tired, and just feeling bored.

A job was just what he needed!

And with that thought his spirit had soared.

"Yes! A job is just what I need now!

I just have to find the right fit.

It shouldn't be hard for a smart dog

Who knows how to fetch and to sit!"

So Lincoln went out to the city

To try his luck at a career.

It wasn't long after he started,

That he found a job as a cashier!

He liked interacting with people,

And he liked the blue apron he wore.

But he found that he didn't like math,

And making change felt like a bore.

So Lincoln returned to the city

To find a new place to work.

And within a bustling law office

He became the junior mail clerk.

Lincoln liked giving out mail,

Which he delivered to so much applause.

But what really made this a poor fit

Were the paper cuts he got on his paws...

So what job should Lincoln try next?

What would be his latest endeavor?

Well, what better fit for a puppy

Than a job as a hot dog vendor!!

Now this was the BEST job ever!

A happy Lincoln gave many thanks.

Unfortunately, it didn't work out

Because he ate all the franks.

"There has to be something right for me

Where I feel like I fit and belong.

A place where I enjoy being

And nothing I do can go wrong."

Then an idea hit Lincoln so quickly-

Had he really not thought it before?

He always knew where he should be-

He needn't go search any more!

That's when Lincoln woke up

And realized his own family

Loved him and needed him more-

HOME is where he should be!

That really was Lincoln's true calling,

To give love and cuddles all day.

And of course the most vital job-

Chasing the mailman away!

Disruption

The Rabbits' one job was simple, For they were who were in charge Of eating and keeping grass short When it was in danger of getting too large. Each animal in the old forest Would use their own expertise To keep it a nice place to live. This agreement worked well with ease. The Beavers made sure all the trees Never fell and hurt someone below. The Bears would plow walkable paths For the animals to walk in the snow. And the Rabbits, with their eating talents, Made sure all the grass stayed at bay. When it got too long and too full, Smaller animals could not find their way. But one day the others had noticed That the edge of the meadow grew tall. The Rabbits still ate the grass, But did not go near the edges at all. It was curious, thought the Raccoon. And days later, the area unmown Had grown to be even bigger! Deer and Squirrel had agreed when shown. They called together the council To discuss the issue at hand. The area where grass was uneaten Kept expanding to more of the land.

One of Those Days

Hare woke up quite early But felt good and did declare "Today is going to be great! I can feel it in the air!" Autumn was setting in, Leaves falling to the ground. A brisk chill in the wind, "I should go walk around!" The sun just started rising, Shadows danced on forest floor. Though Hares can see quite well, Where he stepped he wasn't sure. A giant oak tree root Was hidden by fallen leaves. Before Hare could stop himself He tripped, scraping his knees. Hare sat for a short while, Tending to his abrasions. Still in the same good mood He'd not be saddened by one occasion. Hare heard his tummy grumble, He knew it was breakfast time. He came upon some berries, That were clearly in their prime. He had never seen such berries- Big and round and bright! "These will be so delicious!" He thought with much delight! He put one in his mouth, Excited to devour. But quickly spit it out- It was tart and very sour. He tried one and two more, But each was just

A Ghost's Lament

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