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Elephants Don't Eat Bananas

Elephants don't eat bananas...

Rhinos don't climb up the trees.

Birds don't swim in the water,

And sea lions don't float on the breeze!

Everything seems so messed up-
The animals are acting so strange!
What is happening at the zoo
To make all the animals change?
Horses are barking like dogs!

While kangaroos crawl on the ground.

Giraffes are herding the sheep?

With snakes bouncing all up and down!

The tortoise is as fast as a cheetah,

While the rabbit moves so slow it's silly.

And while frogs build some dams on the river,

Beavers lounge on some pads with the lillies.

The moose are changing their colors,

While the chameleons have antlers galore!

The anteaters are standing on one leg-

While flamingos eat ants off the floor?


Oh what's going on at the zoo
To mix up the creatures this way?
Could it be they've all gone CRAZY?
NOPE! Surprise!
It's just April Fools Day!
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